A Camel in the
Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post
in the African desert. During his first inspection of
the outfit, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the
mess tent. He asks the Sergeant why the camel is kept
nervous sergeant said, "Well sir, as you know, there are
250 men here on the post, and no women. And sir,
sometimes the men have 'urges'. That's why we have the
Captain says, "I can't say that I condone this, but I
understand about urges, so the camel can stay."
month later, the Captain starts having his own urges.
Crazy with passion, he asks the Sergeant to bring the
camel to his tent. Putting aladder behind the camel,
the Captain stands on the ladder, pulls his pants down
and has wild, insane sex with the camel. When he's done,
he asks the
Sergeant, "Is that how the men do it?",
"No, not really, sir...They usually just ride the camel
into town where the girls are.
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