Nookie Green Confession
A young Catholic man goes to confession
and says, "Father, it has been one month since my last
confession. I have had sex with Nookie Green every week
for the last month."
The priest tells the sinner, "You are forgiven. Go out
and say three Hail Mary's."
Soon after, another man enters the confessional.
"Father, it has been two months since my last
confession. I have had sex with Nookie Green twice a
week for the last two months."
This time the priest questions, "Who is Nookie Green?"
"A new woman in the neighborhood," the sinner replies.
"Very well," sighs the priest. "Go and say ten Hail
At Mass the next morning, as the priest prepares to
deliver his sermon, a tall, voluptuous, drop dead
gorgeous woman enters the sanctuary. The eyes of every
man in the church fall upon her as she slowly sashays up
the aisle and sits down right in front of the priest!
Her dress is green and very short, with matching shiny
emerald green shoes.
The priest and altar boy gasp, as the woman in the
matching green shoes and dress sits with her legs
slightly spread apart. The priest turns to the altar boy
and whispers, "Is that Nookie Green?"
The bug-eyed altar boy can't believe his ears but
replies, "No, I think it's just the reflection off her
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